Saturday, June 29, 2013

Kablooey

Two deer are standing on the south side of the road.  This is the conversation I imagine them having.

Beulah:  Hey, you think I can make it across the road before that car gets here?

Bertha:  Sure!  She's driving pretty slow and looking at our friends on the other side of the road.

Beulah:  I don't know...it's kinda dangerous.

Bertha:  Go for it!  What's the worst that could happen??

BLAM!!!!

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9 comments:

  1. Deer peer pressure stinks. Stupid Bertha.

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    1. Haha!! Stupid Bertha. Love you, Rach!

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  2. Oh, goodness. Poor car, poor deer.

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    1. The worst part is that I don't think she died right away. She walked off, but she had to be injured pretty bad. Dylan went through there looking for her because he was going to shoot her, but he couldn't find her. :(

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  3. Deer playing chicken.... I always wondered why they do this. Over the years we have hit a couple of them. Hope you are fine.

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    1. I'm okay. Still waiting to hear about the car. A Conservation Agent told me that deer have no concept of how fast vehicles are moving, so they think it's an animal that they can outrun.

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  4. I caught one coming out of corn field at 60 miles an hour... he did an "end over end" off my passenger side head light and as he bounced on the hood I looked right into his eyes. He didn't die right away either although he could not run away. Made me feel awful even as I was thanking God he did not come through the windshield with his rack headed right towards me. Even though there was over 4000.00 damage and the car was for all intents and purposes totaled, the insurance paid to fix it. Why? because the air bag did not deploy. The car never acted right again. I gave the deer to the state patrol. Here they keep a list of people who will try to salvage the meat if possible.

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