Gulp. It covers the whole length of the kitchen floor. And yes, the paper's weighted down with the door hinges. Those things come in handy.
Three hours later, this is what the dining room looked like:
And I'm tickled to death that I got the switchplate cover to match the wallpaper pattern on the very first try.
I am not, however, tickled to death about this:
Not at all. Not one little bit. Someone is in Very Big Trouble.
Don't give me that sweet innocent look, Louis. You're at the top of the suspect list.